oh, and by the way...

I had to turn down an invitation to a birthday party this weekend, as I will be in Chicago... fucking the brains out of the birthday girl's brother-in-law. We met at her wedding... where he was the best man... and I was the one sleeping with him on the wedding night.

She doesn't know about the wedding.
She doesn't know we're still in touch.
She doesn't know I'm heading to Chicago.
She doesn't know her brother-in-law is gay.

This is fun.