I *love* a good caper.

So -- Prudy, what's the deal yo? Haven't heard from you since that mysterious distress call on Sunday. Hope you're okay.

Penelope... may have to recruit you to step into this caper if Prudence is unable to complete the mission. Here's the deal. There's this guy, who works in one specific store at the mall closest to the 3 of us... hot. hot hot hot. smart, engaging. but, i can't tell if he's gay or straight. can't tell if he's just friendly by nature, friendly to close the sale, or if he was tryin' to send mama a little vibe.

so, that said, i need one of you girls to roll in and act like it's middle school. don't tell him i sent you... instead say... "are you the sales guy from san diego, getting his masters at GW? right. listen. you sold my friend a pair of black boots this week. he's still talking about you. what's your deal? gay, straight? single? excellent. perhaps you remember my friend....." and take it from there.

who's up for helpin a gayboy out?