ejected!!!

ladies,
john jacob jingleheimerschmidt is now "on the bus."
that's right.
gone.
history.
thanks for coming out. appreciate you playing.
oh, and by the way, make sure you at least feign interest in the next guy.

miss america is moving the pageant to Vegas. niiiiiiice.

so now, the dance card is down to one... but the one doesn't deserve "solo status" on the date rotation. SO, it's time to stalk down another candidate. THAT operation commences tonight at a fancy party. standby for updates.

uh, by the way, where's penelope? she disappeared off in her RV o' Luv and hasn't been heard from since.....?

=p=